In Honor of Our Family...

Who are Having a Blast at Disneyland:



Dear Disney Corp.

I want to thank you for your persistent advertising and for the sheer volume of things you have on the market with your Princess characters. In particular I want to thank you for the connection that you have allowed my 3 year old to make with rodents, that would not otherwise have taken place without the beloved Cinderella and her mice friends. Although my daughter is too young to have seen any of your animated movies, including "Cinderella", you have successfully convinced her that to have a mouse or two is not only a good thing, but a privileged one earns by getting older.

Now that we as a family are experiencing rodent infestation of a micey nature, my sweet little girl has declared that when she gets older she will get to have mice also.

Thanks so much for convincing my daughter that those dirty, disgusting, heeby-geeby-inducing, hairballs are something one earns with age.

Tell me, how can I get my mice to make me a dress or two? And if my singing isn't enough to scare them back to Cinderella's palace, can you tell me how to get a hold of the wicked step mother and her daughters, maybe they have some tips? Also, does the fairy godmother do house calls, because I have a few "friends" just waiting to be made into horses?